I Want To Be Richard Branson
Any man who says they want to be anyone but Branson is lying.
He can fly to space whenever he wants.
He can buy Donald Trump, shave his absurd golden hair, and sell him on eBay.
He's a knight.
He lives the life a billionaire 16-year old would choose.
He crashes hot-air balloons into the ocean for the hell of it.
Any man who disputes me need only to view the above photo. That's taken at his private island by the way.
He can fly to space whenever he wants.
He can buy Donald Trump, shave his absurd golden hair, and sell him on eBay.
He's a knight.
He lives the life a billionaire 16-year old would choose.
He crashes hot-air balloons into the ocean for the hell of it.
Any man who disputes me need only to view the above photo. That's taken at his private island by the way.